It’s like taking acid for the first time, only better, the girl in L.A. sighed. Her boyfriend disagreed. Bullshit, he snarled, pretentious rubbish. I saw God just now, their androgynous companion stuttered.

The girl continued. It’s his hair, it’s so sexy, so artistic. Tve never seen a cut like that! What, the boy gawked, you go in for that hatchet job? His hair looks like a scalp with crabs.