Okay, boys and girls — a lot of facts this time around...And they’re going to be coming at you fast, so sit up, pay attention, and ferchrissake try to look interested.

I mean: this is a thankless enough task as it is — three columns already and I ain’t got a red cent (and now I hear Edmonds has absconded to Marin County with the CREEM kitty, all last months free records and a pile of very valuable “Album Of The Century” decals RCA sent over in a vain attempt to assuage the wrath of Bangs before he reviewed Diamond Dogs).