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Who Sez NooYuck Ain’t A Swingin’ Burg!

September 1, 1973
R. Meltzer

They�re finally kicking that limey out. John�s been told to go and he�s apparently gonna be taking Mrs. Lennon with him so all we the people of N.Y.C. can say is GOOD RIDDANCE LIMEY DOGS!

Those two Britishers stunk up the city with their beef & kidney pies for far (far far far) too long. Kippers for breakfast and kippers can destroy good food just by being anywhere near it. Like at the Xmas party Mercury threw in 72. Someone wrapped up the lobster chunks and the big shrimp and black olives and everything else anybody wanted to eat in the same package as the kippers. Nothing was edible on account of close proximity to the limey fish (smells like stuff a dying cat wouldn�t eat out of a garbage can) but now we can breathe easier with the Lennon-Onos headed back to the United Kingdom where they belong.

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