RHINOCEROS STYLE WITH BILLY CORGAN

Ever since Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins purchased the National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) in 2017, I’ve wanted to rassle that motherscratcher and smash his bald pumpkin into the top turnbuckle. Total carnage! It didn’t work last issue with Iggy, but I thought maybe Billy might come out to play with me. The proposal below was sent to Corgan’s team via direct message on Instagram. At press time there has been no response.