ROCK ’N’ ROLL NEWS

Having long championed the rights of our animal friends— most particularly the cow, of course—this Bureau is pleased to call your attention to the “Don’t Kill The Animals” video. The vehicle features Lene Lovich and Nina Hagen, rightthinkers like ourselves, cutting through a laboratory fence and rescuing a bunch of our non-human chums from what we can only assume were plans to dissect ’em alive and maybe even worse.