SILENT NIGHT, TROGLODYTE (OR CORPORATE METAL, YO MAMA)

The Doctor has decided: rock and roll needs a Ralph Nader to root out falsehoods in advertising, deceptive packaging and RAMPANT MISLEADING OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. What the Doctor is mewling about is the glut of records being released these days that are trying to cash in on the pop world's current infatuation with metal, while staying safe for democracy.