SELECTRIC F-uneral

Darn those silly Bug-A-Ways! You send for ’em through the mail because they don’t sell ’em at Woolworth’s, ya plug ’em into the wall and that little red light comes on, they work fine for about a year or so, and then all of a sudden one day their warranty runs out and you get all kindsa gross creepy-crawlies with a squillion hairy appendages climbin’ up and down your plaster, and you have to squish ’em with your shoes and flush ’em down the toilet and, boy, does that ever make you mad!