NEWBEATS

Saint Julian. Hmmm, that sure has a nice ring to it, but who am I kidding? The Pope�s not gonna go for this in a million years. In fact, if there�s only one sliver of truth to the stories about Julian Cope, former leader of Liverpudlian psychedelicists The Teardrop Explodes, then his chances for sainthood have already gone kablooey.