DAVE EDMUNDS

You’re giddy with delight at the prospect of meeting and chatting with Dave Edmunds, Wales’s most notable contribution to rock ’n’ roll, for he’s produced some records you’ve liked, and you thought his version of Elvis Costello’s “Girls Talk” was definitive, and his cover of Dion’s “The Wanderer” from his new live / Hear You Rockin’ LP is in heavy rotation on MTV, and you adored his version of Elvis Costello’s “Girls Talk,” and his shyly grinning likeness is plastered all over millions of teenaged girls’ bedroom walls, and you dare imagine that some of his sexual charisma will rub off on you.