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TIPPECANOE & MOTLEY CRUE!

YOU F.O.’S Motley Crue rules. For all of you who think otherwise, may a thousand Martians vomit turnips in your hair. Smokin’ In The Boy’s Room In Havertown, PA TAKE WHAT PERSONALLY? Don’t take this personally, but Motley Crue sucks! They are the worst band there ever was.

May 3, 1987

TIPPECANOE & MOTLEY CRUE!

More American than Johnny Rambo? Yep, that amazing quartet known as Motley Crue have done it all: released astonishing albums, played unforgettable concerts, changed the course of mighty rivers and—most importantly—generated an unbelievable amount of mail for us/ Indeed, the latest American pastime seems to be writing METAL about Motley Crue, or writing METAL about somebody who wrote METAL about Motley Crue, or writing METAL about somebody who wrote METAL about somebody else who wrote METAL...oh, hell, you know.

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