Cinderella BEFORE THE BALL!

"Look—we're in METAL magazine! Thank God! This gives us a chance to explain to our many fans just how hard it is to be in Cinderella ... and why, in fact, we're being forced to stand in front of this sign as punishment for having a bad attitude. As you readers undoubtedly have guessed, it's all the work of our wicked metal step-bands, who force us to clean out chimneys and carry amps and stuff!