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A Communion With Metal Church

Heavy metal, 1986. Your head looks like a cat exploding in a padded chair. Your legs look like spandex pencils with a pair of tomatoes stuck on top. Your chest erupts in bare-bronzed ripples from a shiny flat bikini. The lips in your pudgy-but-made-up-to-look-thin face pout furiously.

May 2, 1987
Kris Needs

A Communion With Metal Church

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