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As you read this, you’re feeling guilty because you ought to be finishing up your Mother’s Day shopping. As I write this, though, neither the Penn State Nittany Lions nor the University of Miami Cokesmugglers have even begun butting one another in the genitals with their helmets in preparation for their Fiesta Bowl, uh, battle for the national college football championship.

May 1, 1987
John Mendelssohn

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