MONKEE MAIL
WE LOSE! I’m hoping (no, praying!) that you’ll never, ever do a story on the Monkees (or print a picture of them for that matter). ’Cuz, if you do, not only will I cancel my subscription, I’ll scratch my nails on your blackboard. And if you still insist on reporting on them, I swear to God, I’m gonna sing to you guys— certainly cruel and inhuman punishment.
April 3, 1987
MONKEE MAIL
(No act in recent memory has generated more mail to CREEM than the reunited Monkees. Some of it was in reference to the “I Like The Monkees" article, but a lot of it was in response to an “anti-Monkees ” letter from a “Relocated Valley Gal” in the Dec. ’86 issue of the mag. Included here is some of the mail we received— Ed.)