Seeking the Porpoise Of Life: Aquatic Secrets From . . .Bon Jovi

It’s 1 p.m. Do you know where your Slurpee is? Never mind that we are 3,000 miles distant from Jon Bon Jovi’s New Jersey roots. Even in Vancouver, B.C. (as in Canada)— a city that’s so clean and fresh-smelling it acts like a rest cure for urban blighted Statesiders—one can probe hard and unearth an "oh thank heaven, it’s 7-11.”