They Wed, Therefore They Am
THE NEW NEWLYWED GAME (Syndicated)
Ever since TV Guide awarded The New Newlywed Game the double honor of naming it �The Worst� and �The Dregs," enflamed world opinion has demanded a re-evaluation of the most important game show of the century, i mean, people were just getting used to Mariel Hemingway�s televised assertion that "there�s more to life than cheeseburgers� when the Clydes at Guide went and pulled our collective chain.
Why, you ask yourself, should I, Denmark�s Clown Prince, watch The New Newlywed Game? Because it contains every possible form of superior entertainment known except a pull-out poster of the Heimlich Maneuver; that�s why. It�s triumphant return to the airwaves is the biggest showbiz development since Sly Stallone misspelled his own name in concrete at Grauman�s Chinese Theatre.
