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The Queen Fan Is Dead Dept.: Thomas McGuigan, 21, was stabbed to death during a Queen performance at the Knebworth Festival in England. The incident occured during a fight near the front of the stage; four people were arrested. According to an ambulance crew member, help was delayed by the sheer mass of humanity near the stage (over 120,000 in attendance) and the festival was “badly organized” and “too crowded.”
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Circle Jerks’ drummer Keith Clark wed Joline Benis recently at the Knollwood Country Club in Grenada Hills, California. Such is Clark’s love for the game that the couple made their vows on the course itself, between the green and a sandtrap by the first hole. We, of course, refuse to make any first hole jokes, since this was an affair sacred in the eyes of the Lord, Lee Trevino and others.