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Once upon a time there were two cows standing in a field. These cows looked exactly alike—same size, height, weight and the same spots on their backs. Well, one day the first cow said to the second cow: “How come we look so much alike?” And the other one replied, “Because we are the same cowl!”

October 1, 1985

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