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Their very moves stand as a living testament to our glorious simian ancestry: legs astride, heads nodding, hair flying, hips swivelling in simultaneous bop, lit-tle, BOO-sized Udo-Dirkschneider's mirror-shades reflecting a sea of sweaty denims.

August 2, 1985
Sylvie Simmons

YOU MUST ACCEPT... ...YOUR FATE!

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