THE VILLAGE VIDIOT SPEAKS ON DADS 'N' PRIMATES 'N' STUFF

There’s no use me ranting about the state of MTV (which = the known world of video rock for most of us VCR-less peons) again this month. I’ll just start sputtering, and I’ll end up wasting a lot of those valuable column inches you’re about to fork yer sweaty $2.95 over for, at this very moment.