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The Many Myths Of MADONNA!

How green was my goddess?

August 1, 1985
Rick Johnson

“Girls are nothin’ to get shook up about,” Gilbert once told the Beav. “They’re something that just happens, like shaving and cavities.”

Unfortunately, Gilbert’s idea of a girl was probably someone like that little poochface who reads the news on Kids’ Beat. This story is about real women— that’s right, girls whose contents have settled during shferi&nt.

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