PRINCE UNMASKED!
June 3, 1985
PRINCE UNMASKED!
Hold on, there’s shocking news a-circulatin’! We have it on reliable authority that Prince—unlike Charles, Valiant and other dignified, real scions of royalty—is merely a commoner! A poseur! A fake!! One of over 225 million American citzens! So feel free to disobey his “regal” commands, because he cannot, contrary to belief, have you beheaded. Next month: the Duke Ellington Controversy!
