THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

RATT MEAN BUSINESS!

Yep, Ratt are tired of being just one of the many thousands of truly accomplished rock groups in the world. From now on, they mean business. According to informed sources, the guys have started the Stephen Pearcy School of Keynesian Theory, turned over scads of supply-side videos to The Learning Channel and started franchising their band from matchbook covers!

March 2, 1985

RATT MEAN BUSINESS!

Yep, Ratt are tired of being just one of the many thousands of truly accomplished rock groups in the world. From now on, they mean business. According to informed sources, the guys have started the Stephen Pearcy School of Keynesian Theory, turned over scads of supply-side videos to The Learning Channel and started franchising their band from matchbook covers! Rock is saved!

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