Stars Cars
BILLY SQUIER
March 1, 1985
"Do you know me? I'm Billy Squier. After an exhausting evening of dancing and entertaining thousands of my fans—actually, I prefer to think of them as my friends—I like nothing better than sitting on my car. As you can see, the convenient footrest on the hood makes it an ottoman on wheels. And, if I fall off and break my ribs, I can drive myself to the hospital lickity-split! I’m proud.”