THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

OVER EXPOSED

OK, now take a good look at this picture. We know it hurts, but do it anyway. All done? That sure was fast! We understand. Anyway, today's obnoxious question is, it Motely Crue are so smart, howcum they wear leather jockstraps in the shower? Don't they know what happens when leather dries?

December 2, 1984

OVER EXPOSED

OK, now take a good look at this picture. We know it hurts, but do it anyway. All done? That sure was fast! We understand. Anyway, today's obnoxious question is, it Motely Crue are so smart, howcum they wear leather jockstraps in the shower? Don't they know what happens when leather dries? What d'ya mean, it doesn't make any difference in their case?! You people are absolutely rude!

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