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Cyndi Lauper Fights Dirty!

Pop superstar and fashion terrorist Cyndi Lauper’s feud with Capt. Lou Albano is getting a bit out of hand. It seems that Lou claims all of Cyndi’s success can be attributed to him, which our gal vehemently denies! Finally, her and cool hand Lou went so far as to hire professional wrestlers to settle things for them.

December 2, 1984

Cyndi Lauper Fights Dirty!

Pop superstar and fashion terrorist Cyndi Lauper’s feud with Capt. Lou Albano is getting a bit out of hand. It seems that Lou claims all of Cyndi’s success can be attributed to him, which our gal vehemently denies! Finally, her and cool hand Lou went so far as to hire professional wrestlers to settle things for them. Hey—they couldn’t afford a whole Central American republic to do their dirty work for ’em like the Russkies and “us” can! As it turned out, Cyndi’s gladiatorette whomped The Fabulous Moolah (managed by Lou) with three goals in the seventh inning!

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