MOTLEY CRUE CALLING
New cosmetic heavy metal show.
FEBRUARY '84-Oh boy! Everyone in the world likes Motley Crue! We've just talked to Rex Reed, Dom DeLuise and the Pope and, unbelievably, each one of them singled out Motley Crue as their pick to click (and click big!) in '84! And you probably thought they clicked already! Here's Sylvie Simmons, talkin' trash with some of the toughest dudes you'll ever meet-for sure! Don't tell mom!
The perfect world...Little waterfalls tinkle cheerfully down the hillside and rabbits and chipmunks scamper playfully in the long grass of the sun-dappled meadow; bluebirds tweet their happy tweeting high in the linden trees, and all the men look like Motley Crue!! Art-wrecko cherubs squeezed into dead black cow, looking like lifesize ads for Frederick of Hollywood’s fetish department, their heels stilettoed, their wrists studded, their chests chained, their crotches armored, and, topping the lot like a maraschino cherry on a chocolate gateau, the most unacceptably glorious brightly-dyed shag-cuts this side of the early 70s!
