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DURAN DURAN VS. LIFE ITSELF!

You can bet your bottom dollar that no free-willed, sane human would ever give up their right to live so that a band could make lots of money! So how do you explain Duran Duran's success? Surely everyone remembers the night those beings from Alpha Centauri landed and warned the entire world that, just for kicks, they were going to exterminate all humans if Duran Duran ever made any money!

July 2, 1984

DURAN DURAN VS. LIFE ITSELF!

You can bet your bottom dollar that no free-willed, sane human would ever give up their right to live so that a band could make lots of money! So how do you explain Duran Duran's success? Surely everyone remembers the night those beings from Alpha Centauri landed and warned the entire world that, just for kicks, they were going to exterminate all humans if Duran Duran ever made any money! I mean, we remember, don't you? Good thing all of us at ROCK-SHOTS took our anti-post-hypnotic-suggestion pills minutes before their saucer landed! Oh well—here's the guys, anyway! Goodbye forever!

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