I WAS A MONK FOR OZZY OSBOURNE!

Backstage, in the dressing room, Joanie—who's in charge of wardrobe for the Ozzy Osbourne tour—found a suitable black, satanic-looking monk's robe for me. Somebody gave me a small, box-type thing that emitted a steady light. People were giving orders: "Keep the light right beneath your face"... "Remember to walk slowly and about three feet apart"... "Don't worry, you've got plenty of time."