KISS & TELL

Blond on Blond: We knew that those playful imps from Pasadena, Van Halen, had an unaccountable aversion to certain colors—you remember their unnatural abhorrance to the dread brown M&M—and of course it's common knowledge that David Lee wouldn't even bother to peel a backstage pass off any deb whose tresses even approached burnt sienna (you remember the brush he gave Christie Brinkley last year—and we're not talking about the kind with boar bristles).