DIVINYLS: HOW YA GONNA KEEP ’EM DOWN ON THE LIP FARM?

Theres a new entry in the Battle of the Australian bands; theyre called the Divinyls and they stand some chance of winning the war. Theres also a new entry in the Battle of the Celebrity Lips, a clash which Divinyl Christina Amphlett stands a superb chance of winning. Kinski, get ye back to your bad movies. If the Divinyls ultimately fail to do-be as good they could be, Christina will at least be remembered for her oral pulchritude. Oh, yeah. The one with the LIPS.

Full mouths are in" now, according to fashion swamis, but Amphletts would gross the swamis out. Her lips have ucky little fleshy bumps on them, like Jaggers do. Jagger is a boy, so having lips that look carnivorous isnt subversive. On a woman, those LIPS are practically a political statement, more insurrectionary than Wendy O. Williamss tits. Much more.