Joysticks Are GO!

Do you remember your first joystick? OK, so maybe it wasn't an experience up there with your first kiss or first taste of new smoker's mayonnaise. Think hard— are you sure you can't recall that cuddly, primitive plastic carrot that stuck its little nose-stick out of your very first, freshlyripped-to-shreds game box in the glory days since-the Great Paddle Disavowal?