Confession of a FILM FOX
Well, hello there, darlings, it is I, the Fox extraordinaire, feeling zappy, zippy and—tee hee—somewhat trippy! So if your fervent fox reads as if she’s having an off day, you’d best not blame it on the news that Erik Estrada and actress/model Kathy Shower are about to wed —because frankly, dearest readers, it may well be the very first shower that grinning gargoyle has taken! I despise him! Don’t you?
Confession of a FILM FOX
Well, hello there, darlings, it is I, the Fox extraordinaire, feeling zappy, zippy and—tee hee—somewhat trippy! So if your fervent fox reads as if she’s having an off day, you’d best not blame it on the news that Erik Estrada and actress/model Kathy Shower are about to wed —because frankly, dearest readers, it may well be the very first shower that grinning gargoyle has taken! I despise him! Don’t you? Speaking of hate, don’t you just know that the eternally welladjusted Judy Came—star of Laugh-In, and more, shall we say “allegedly-drug-related” encounters with the law than President Reagan—will be getting yawno Burt Reynolds’ dander up? Why? For signing on \ with an agent to write a “full expos§” of the three years she spent married to the wigged wonder! Judy who? Burt why? Why indeed * captive savages! Why £ do theater owners the world over want the severely overfed Linda Ronstadt stuffed w/apple in mouth? Well, I don’t know, dears— but some of it might have to do with the fact the The Pirates Of Penzance was offered to pay-TV services by wonderful Universal and to theater owners simultaneously! This, of course, angered t.o.’s, whose bread and butter lie in their ability to be the fustest with the mostest, as the loquacious Allen Hester might say! That zany Universal! Well, if Linda can act as well as she can sing, let’s all go out and eat Chinese instead! This Fox finds it hard to believe that Billy Joel is leaving the business to become a pet store owner—don’t you?
