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TANÉ CAIN IS A VIDIOT!

New singing sensation Toné looks like she may be a newcomer to vidiocy as well, concentrating here on Donkey Kong Junior as opposed to the Kong's mighty dad! We don't know what her favorite game is, but we'd bet that one of 'em is the new Journey Escape game, since she probably gets a big kick out of trying to keep those evil, electronic groupies away from hubby Jonathan Cain !

April 3, 1983

TANÉ CAIN IS A VIDIOT!

New singing sensation Toné looks like she may be a newcomer to vidiocy as well, concentrating here on Donkey Kong Junior as opposed to the Kong's mighty dad! We don't know what her favorite game is, but we'd bet that one of 'em is the new Journey Escape game, since she probably gets a big kick out of trying to keep those evil, electronic groupies away from hubby Jonathan Cain !

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