Poor Mick! The elderly prince of rock 'n' roll, seen here in all his royal splendor, just loves that "newfangled new wave music.” But, alas, Mick listened to "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors once too many times, and now look what happened!! What are the Stones gonna do?

"Don't worry about it,” consoled Mick's glimmer twin, Keith. "We've been ripping off black Americans for years. Now we can just record albums like The Stones Sing 'Suklyakl' or The Stones Perform Gilberts Sullivan’s The Mikado, and make a whole new fortune 11"