We Who Are About To Crash Offer You A Smoke

"I no longer love the way you hold your pens and pencils" is a line that any one of a thousand writers might write. But not many would have that line accompanied by bagpipes, or have those bagpipes do the Raelettes part in a call-and-response based on "What'd I Say." Laurie Anderson would, and did. Bagpipes are, of course, inexcusable.