I'M WITH STUPID: SHIRTS GO FOR MORSO TORSO

The unending angst of American fashion is-on occasion—overlooked, overwhelmed, or otherwise bulldozed by common sense. A classic example is blue jeans, pre-B.S. (Brooke Shields.) Blue jeans are functional and durable and they even used to be cheap...and you practically have to go to church if you want much more than that.