LOVE BOAT GOES RETRO! In a cheap bid for ratings, Love Boat producers staged a "hippieLove Boat" episode to kick off the fall season. Shown here on deck just before meandering over to the disco to perform an acoustic version of the show's theme, are the happy if confused Taylor family.

Shown here, the happy recipient of Mr. Phillis'sTen Grossest Male Heads of 1981!! Michael McDonald couldn't attend but was represented by Billy Joel. Pert brunette Dave Lubeck of Molly Hatchett is said to be giving Brooke Shields a run for the Wella contract, but it's a total lie!