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PAT BENTAR

September 1, 1981

See, you may not believe this, but my real name isn't "Pat Benatar. "Uh-huh, true! Long time ago, uh, I used to try to make it big in the biz by drivin' this primo Nash onstage and lookin' like Nancy Sinatra! Course that was a long time ago, but anyway, see, my name, to get back to the story, was, uh,Pat Rent-A-Car, get it? I'd come flyin' from space and land right in the driver's seat an' everything! But then, uh...I Hadda stop. Legal stuff.

So, anyway, that's that and here I am! Like me?

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