THE AC/DC BOOK OF LISTS

FIVE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN AUSTRALIAN HISTORY 1. 1770: “Discovered” (for white people) by Capt. James Cook. “Looks like a high risk neighborhood,” he relays to Queen. 2. 1820: Gang-adopted by Britain. 3. 1821: U. K. begins using the country as dumping ground for killers, rapists, thieves, preemies, the chronically late and that sickening couple in the People commercials.