A Consumer’s Guide To GUITAR HEROES
The guitar has always had its own special niche in the hierarchy of blammo.
The guitar has always had its own special niche in the hierarchy of blammo. When you picture a rock ’n’ roll group, who do you think of first. The goalie? Nah, it’s the guitar tamer, his holy instrument slung extra low on his hip like a fetus gunfighter and the same serene expression on his face as a rock critic with a dollar.
These six-string silverfish have their own pecking order, their own cliques and even their own magazine. Have you ever seen a copy of Xylophone Player? Koto Notes? Or a good rock ’n’ roll band without a guitarist? (There are fourteen worldwide and they all stink.) Not to mention the phallic possibilities, which I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot strip of Sizzlean. I mean, bottleneck guitar? Kee-rist!