Confession of a FILM FOX

"The greater the love, the more false to its object," as W.H. Auden put it, and this Fox can't top old Wystan's way with syllables in describing the latest ungentlemanly woos from the lips of Rod "Bad Dye Job" Stewart. Old artichoke head bragged recently that he'd swiped a copy of ex-playmate Britt Ekland's steamy memoirs, True Britt, from a corner bookstore at London's Heathrow Airport—tucking it under his fur coat (note femme attire).