DRIVEN SATURDAY

“The second before she screams will be the most frightening moment of your life.” Maybe. If you’ve never seen The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, ridden New York City subways or glimpsed Bun E. Carlos without his clothes on. The “she” is Angie (Police Woman) Dickinson, playing, if you can believe it, a sex-starved hausfrau. The film is Dressed To Kill, latest horror concoction from director Brian De Palma, a man who has ripped off Alfred Hitchcock so many times he ought to be arrested for grave desecration.