CREEM’S FIRST ANNUAL DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS

Then In 1973, I Learned How Ted Nugent: “I didn’t know you could beat off until 1972.” Pest Control And The Baby Seal Joe Fernbacher on The Wall: “I give it an 88 because it makes me wanna put cats in Samsonite briefcases and strangle em.” When Postcards Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Write Home Richard Riegel on Devo: