Two months ago it was Cheap Thrills for the men. Last month is was Cheap Thrills for the women. This month it's Cheap Thrills for everybody, including sentimental slobs the Police and this rather, umm, hefty young Police fan. No, this isn't Cheri magazine and no, we haven't any idea why Stewart Copeland is grinning like a baboon. Happily-married Sting carries on dutifully, Andy Summers recalls his mother fondly, and Police music would indeed appear to hath charm to soothe the savage breast. Why is everyone so happy? Maybe because it's one time the Police can scream "It's a bust!" and really mean it. Then again, maybe not...