YOUR VINYL PANTIES HAVE ARRIVED

So you thought the 70's were some kind of vast cultural wasteland, huh? Big Boys like Tom Wolfe called it the "Me Decade and you ate it up, right? Well, forget it, ex-hippie dopes! There really were lots of people looking out for your better interests, and you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Case in point: those nice people at record companies! While you were busy pissing your money away, these noble philanthropists continued an honorable tradition and pulled in some big bucks of their own. How? From the Legendary End-of the-70's-Vinyl-Scam, that's how.