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DRIVE-IN SATURDAY

Remember your old babysitter? She was skinny and dumpy, with too many school books and she coulda won the Miss Clearasil title hands down. Once your parents were gone, she couldnt wait to stuff you under the covers, raid the fridge for Creamsicles and yak to her dumb girl friend on the phone.

February 1, 1980
Bduoard Dauphin

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