CREEMEDIA

“Sickness is the newest trend on prime time television,” goes the TV Guide commercial, and this time they’re even more on target than the time they predicted handy, rechargeable wristwatch televisions by 1964 at the latest. In a new season where the biggest event is a tossup between Charlie hiring a new Angel with nerf breasts and Meadowlark Lemon slow-breaking into the cast of the biggest airball in TV history, Hello Larry, there’s definitely nothing happening on the ween-screen that you’d want to tattoo on the underside of your penis as a memory aid.