Stars Cars
FOGHAT
October 1, 1979
Tired of those monthly sky-high car payments? Sick of money grubbing insurance reps upping your premiums? Take heart, car buffs, ’cause help is on the way. You too can get your hot little hands on any one of these slick sportsters (A Mercedes perhaps? A little ’Vette? Your own Lotus?) by simply dialing the Smogfat Scheme Team, who can successfully rip off any set of wheels this side of the Adirondacks. A Service that’s designed to put you in the driver's seat, guarantees you no money down, no future installments. In return, all you have to do is sign your name (ifi blood) on their cpmpany document guaranteeing you'll play Stone&tue every day for the next tenyears. (On secondthought, maybe you'd rather pop for a pair of roller skates?)