CREEM DREEM
BUN E. CARLOS
September 1, 1979
There's only so much a macho man like Bun E. Carlos can take before it's time to take the bull by the horns. After being taunted for many years with such verbal barbs as "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny," "Namu the killer whale is loose" and "When's the baby due?" the troubled youth decided it was time to cook 'em out and show the world where the bear shat in the buckwheat. And lo & behold, we now unveil for you a Carlos for the 80's: stripped down and rebuilt with genuine GM parts to become WONDER BUN!!! Order one now to avoid the Christmas rush!